Dops

Jamie and I have created a pretty damn good cops/detective/homicide show.  Here's what we have so far:

• Book 'em
• Backup!
• Perps... we're going to squeeze them
• Detective Dach Burton
• Damie & Daggie
• Okay Okay - Daggie's catchphrase
• Stat!
• I don't know - Damie's catchphrase
• Our uniforms are trench coats
• One of us has a limp, and it switches back and forth between us
• We call each other "chief"
• We need a rival - Ddebbie
• Stakeouts where we drink and Daggie talks about her ass
• Instead of cop dogs, we have dop dats
• Threat level is always at midnight
• We both need to be really good at something
• One of us has a keen sense of direction, and the other gets lost a lot
• We both have a major, crippling fear
• We both have really cool scars - sword fight.  we won.
• At the academy
• We drive a mini-cooper
• Daggie is perpetually twitching
• Stop the kissing!

that's it for now.

-maggie