Dops

Jamie and I have created a pretty damn good cops/detective/homicide show.  Here's what we have so far:

• Book 'em
• Backup!
• Perps... we're going to squeeze them
• Detective Dach Burton
• Damie & Daggie
• Okay Okay - Daggie's catchphrase
• Stat!
• I don't know - Damie's catchphrase
• Our uniforms are trench coats
• One of us has a limp, and it switches back and forth between us
• We call each other "chief"
• We need a rival - Ddebbie
• Stakeouts where we drink and Daggie talks about her ass
• Instead of cop dogs, we have dop dats
• Threat level is always at midnight
• We both need to be really good at something
• One of us has a keen sense of direction, and the other gets lost a lot
• We both have a major, crippling fear
• We both have really cool scars - sword fight.  we won.
• At the academy
• We drive a mini-cooper
• Daggie is perpetually twitching
• Stop the kissing!

that's it for now.

-maggie

Maggie Got a Job!

Yay Maggie!

Unfortunately, it's not as Mindy Kaling's personal assistant...I was really hoping for that one.

Mindy, if you're reading, it's not too late. Really.

-Jamie

our husbands.

this picture started it all:

sometimes in life, good and wondrous things happen. especially if your heart is pure, like joey's. today, jamie sent me this photo, and i may or may not have flipped the fuck out. we instantly decided they are our husbands. it made the most sense for jamie to get jason, and i get john. when working with issues of this amount of great real-life value, we judge off of compatibility. following are our favorite images of our husbands.

jamie's favorites:

my favorites:

-maggie.