maggie: heeeey, i see you there...
jamie: are you hitting on yourself?
maggie: yessssssss
maggie: we had no prenup
jamie: that's because i thought you'd love me forever
maggie: yeah, well...
maggie: i mean i would prefer everything to be old and have a story, but if Pottery Barn has a sale, then woohoo!!!
maggie: was she hitting on you?
jamie: i don't think so.
maggie: can i?
jamie: sometimes the truth isn't sexy
maggie: the truth is never sexy
maggie: what are you wearing?
jamie: nothing.
jamie: i would like it better if there wasn't white all around it
maggie: racist
jamie: totally
maggie and i decided we are only as weird as those we surround ourselves with...so we blame all of you people
-jamie
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