our favorite episodes of Friends

The process of coming up with our favorite episodes of Friends is pretty damn difficult. We disagree on many things. We have to argue our point quite a lot. Here's what we came up with for our joint list of favorite episodes:

At this point, I (Jamie) would like to issue a disclaimer. As many of you may have noticed, we have no episodes from season 1. This is not because we don't like season1; personally, it's one of my favorite seasons. The thing is, as the series progressed and character dynamics matured, so many episodes of hilarity ensued that season 1 was, unfortunately, not included in this list. For those of you unfamiliar with the series, not to discount the first season of Friends. There is such a comforting, relatable essence in these episodes. Before the story-lines got complicated, they were just six friends, hanging out, living their lives. Yes, this is my disclaimer or an ode to season 1.

• The One Where Mr. Heckles Dies
• The One With The Morning After
• The One With The Giant Poking Device
• The One With The Embryos
• The One With The Free Porn
• The One With All The Rugby
• The One Where Ross Moves In
• The One With Ross's Sandwich
• The One Where Everyone Finds Out
• The One Where Ross Got High
• The One With Unagi
• The One With All The Cheesecakes
• The One Where Rosita Dies
• The One Where Rachel Tells
• The One With The Rumor
• The One With The Memorial Service
• The One Where Ross Is Fine
• The One With Ross's Grant

Missy, we expect you to comment.

-maggie and jamie

famous and real and dead

jamie and i came up with a short list of some of our favorite people. famous and real and dead and everything in between. now for the first installment in the series, our very favorite person:

1) debbie. desperately and viciously full of pizazz, we love debbie. just her dance moves alone would do the trick... but no. it's more than that. debbie is bad.ass! she tought us what it means to be adventurous, and whenever we heard a kitten outside our doors, we knew it was our deb-o. we love her perfect ability to stalk, how completely hardcore she is, and her flawless logic. we will never find a better person to have around when watching a horror movie.


-maggie.

we want macbook pros

so, maggie and i want to own macbook pros. a lot. however, we do not have money. we have committed to own them by our second christmas together, at least. this is our plan. our plan which includes a money jar.

• Start jar with $20 a piece on move-in day
• Every time we have sex, we put $10.00 in the jar.
• Every time one of us is too lazy to do something, thereby forcing the other one to do it, the lazy person puts $1.00 in the jar.
• On every federally recognized holiday, we both put $1.00 in the jar.
• For our birthdays, instead of giving each other gifts, we put however much in the jar we would have spent on a gift.
  
• On Valentine's Day, instead of being sad and spending money on chocolate and ice cream (or whatever), we both put $10.00 in the jar. Unless we have sex on Valentine's Day, in which case the amount would of course double.
• Any money left in pants when put in the laundry will go into the jar.
  
• Whenever two different tv programs want to be watched at the same time, the person who gets to watch what they want puts $1.00 in the jar.
• Whenever the remote is lost the person who cannot find it will put $1.00 in the jar.
• Each paycheck, we put $10.00 into the jar.
• Every time one of us participates in one of the items on our list, that person puts $2.00 in the jar. Unless it's a really embarrassing one, in which case it's $50.00.
  

-jamie

target registry

if you are finding yourself bored out of your mind with lots of money to spend, wander on over to our target wedding registry. it doesn't matter that we're not getting married... we needed to register together for things we want. search with either of our names at target.

a desperate plea

there is but one thing that stands in the way of a jaggie mong reunion this summer. it's actually the same thing that stands in the way of jaggie mong getting their very own macbook pros. one of us is a volunteer and the other is unemployed with nothing but a liberal arts degree and a dream, so if any of our loyal readers feel like donating to a good cause...we would make a blog entry just for you!

-jamie

we found ourselves in exploding dog

loving you has always hurt.

also...
i make coffee.
250 miles far away.
empty inside.

-maggie

it's not our fault that our conversations are fun...

maggie: heeeey, i see you there...
jamie: are you hitting on yourself?
maggie: yessssssss

maggie: we had no prenup
jamie: that's because i thought you'd love me forever
maggie: yeah, well...

maggie: i mean i would prefer everything to be old and have a story, but if Pottery Barn has a sale, then woohoo!!!

maggie: was she hitting on you?
jamie: i don't think so.
maggie: can i?

jamie: sometimes the truth isn't sexy
maggie: the truth is never sexy

maggie: what are you wearing?
jamie: nothing.

jamie: i would like it better if there wasn't white all around it
maggie: racist
jamie: totally

maggie and i decided we are only as weird as those we surround ourselves with...so we blame all of you people

-jamie

us...

we were scared...

more conversational bits

jamie: we must make a pact to NEVER throw away each other's breakfast sandwiches
maggie: why would we?!
jamie: it happened on tv and i got scared

maggie: i really really really want to make another sexy scrabble game
jamie: that was so good
maggie: i'm looking at it now
maggie: let's try...
maggie: i mean... if you have other things to do today, that's fine
jamie: no i don't

maggie: i say points don't matter, just sex matters
maggie: like life
jamie: mmmhm

maggie: YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT MAGGIE HAS TATTOOS AND YELLS AND IS HOT
jamie: i thought that would be a fun surprise
maggie: holyshit
maggie: and she works in a muffin factory
maggie: BAHAHAHA dyke
jamie: i believe it's called a bakery

maggie: is she really with peter sarsgaard?
jamie: they have a baby
maggie: SO HOT
maggie: SEND ME PICTURES
jamie: i don't have any...

jamie: since when is dead sexy?
maggie: it is to some people!

maggie: you just sent me the same link again
jamie: i did not
maggie: i clicked on it twice

jamie: imoo, hagi, and inot aren't words, apparently

maggie: i just yelled at the screen for 'jobly' not being a word
maggie: you're dressed nicely, walking out the door in the morning... you look rather jobly
jamie: if you told me i looked jobly, i would punch you

maggie: i fucking love cyndi lauper
jamie: i love her as much as i hate miley cyrus

maggie: jason bateman!!
jamie: JASON
maggie: god he's cute
jamie: i just gasped out loud

maggie: I JUST SAW USHER
jamie: was he dancing?
maggie: no
maggie: he shook hands with kanye
jamie: aw
maggie: yep

jamie: "i didn't major in math. i majored in miracles"
jamie: i really wish it was jon stewart that had said that
maggie: who did?
jamie: huckabee!

maggie: jamie not during idol

jamie: okay i think thriller is my theme for the day
maggie: i want a theme for the day!
maggie: i also want thriller

jamie: there are so many levels of weird there
maggie: i don't see them.

jamie: so what did you tell him?
maggie: WAIT FUCKER
jamie: okay shithead?

jamie: i wanted to make sure you were okay before i yelled at you
jamie: because what the hell?!

maggie: did i just have a stroke?
maggie: because this woman singing on idol... it makes me feel like i just had a stroke.
jamie: i hope not...
maggie: me too

jamie: do you want a funny or pretty postcard?
jamie: you can't expect me to make these decisions on my own, maggie

maggie: i just found a little piece of laffy taffy in my keyboard
jamie: are you going to eat it?
maggie: i already did
jamie: good

maggie: jamie, i would have sex with you in a second. and it's not because i'm slutty.

maggie: i think this guy is singing meatloaf
maggie: .........or toni braxton or something
maggie: ha... who sang that awful 'it's all coming back to me now' song?
jamie: celine dion

maggie: we should get a kitten and name it Ty Pennington
maggie: and then hate it forever

-maggie

maggie: every time you snap once, you get 12 slices!
jamie: of what?
maggie: anything! it's a tiny slicer dealie!
jamie: have you seen the spatulas that can resist heat and come in neon pink?!
maggie: yes!!
jamie: I WANT THAT
jamie: i feel that i could have many uses for such a utensil

maggie: OH MY GOD this thing is supposed to be 3 easy payments of $14.95 and they marked it down to ONE PAYMENT
jamie: WHOA
jamie: is it the slicer with the dial on the side and the top guard thing that you spear the veggies with to protect your hand???
maggie: it's a little hand-held thing...The Snap and Slice
jamie: YES
jamie: i saw that yesterday

maggie: jamie, i need you to promise you will still love me when i tell you what i am about to tell you
jamie: of course i promise
maggie: i think i might watch 'oprah's big give' tonight

jamie: that...and apu is having an affair and i think it's getting to me
maggie: aww, jamie
maggie: don't let apu get to you
jamie: 8 babies!

jamie: OH MY GOD
jamie: william h. macy
jamie: WILLIAM H. MACY
maggie: ???
jamie: he is guest starring on sports night
jamie: it's filliam h. muffman on one show!

jamie: you are giving lip to william h. macy
maggie: i would never!

maggie: you know what i mean
jamie: then i don't understand the question...

jamie: i can't handle all of this polarization, maggie
jamie: it's like everything is intense or nothing and people need to stop it!
maggie: no shit!
jamie: i'm really glad we're normal

maggie: aww we creepily winked at each other
jamie: mmmmhm
maggie: i feel like you and i should NEVER wink at each other
maggie: or anyone else, really

jamie: the office!
maggie: i know!
maggie: i am so scared that pam will want to leave jim because she thought he was going to propose and now he must not love her blah blah blah
jamie: I KNOW!
jamie: but i feel like nbc wouldn't do that to us, though
jamie: i LOVED ryan being arrested and jim watching it on youtube
maggie: new media!
jamie: hell yes!
maggie: you should tell marcia that i recognized that

maggie: how much of my savings should i spend on a computer?
jamie: i am the wrong person to ask that

jamie: in my head, this makes us more desirable
jamie: like i would find it sexy if a significant other and their roommate had a really fun blog
maggie: oh shit. now it has to be really fun?
maggie: i just think it would be fun because when we say funny things, instead of making them away messages, we can post them on our blog
jamie: well, i think we are really fun
maggie: i do too!

maggie: i REALLY want us to do a cooking video :)
maggie: like every week
jamie: are we going to be able to find enough foods that we both like?
maggie: well, i mean it might just be me filming you making food for yourself
maggie: and it would be like rachel ray :)

jamie: oh my GOD
jaime: fucking patrick dempsey does voice over work

maggie: i think i'm the best person ever at hitting on themselves

maggie: but you're forgetting that you're supposed to agree with me and only me
jamie: ...i think i missed the disagreement

maggie: i just hope we find some barista or friend somewhere who will come help for some wine or something
jamie: that sounds like the beginning of porn
maggie: hopefully
jamie: nice...



-jamie

conversational bits... holy long post, catwoman!

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