Unfortunately, it's not as Mindy Kaling's personal assistant...I was really hoping for that one.
Mindy, if you're reading, it's not too late. Really.
-Jamie
"No one under any circumstance should have to eat frozen cheese" - maggie
"You might as well pee on stuff…that’s what I say" - maggie
"Give me a subject and I will say something profound" - maggie
"If I wrote a bible it would be 'original stupid-ass decisions,' not 'original sin'" - maggie