Thursday, June 18, 2009

Maggie's Recommendation Letter

Who wants to see Mike Huckabee on The Daily Show when you could see Maggie? We decided it might be a little hard to make this happen, so I wrote Jon a letter of recommendation. It should happen any day now.

Dear Jon,

I am an avid viewer and, as such, I am deeply concerned about your most recent program. Since Mike Huckabee is rather prickish in nature, I think you should pick someone who is not that. Where could I find such a person, you may be asking. Well, Jon, I have the person for you. Margaret Hope Miller is the perfect hybrid of anger and love. Bitter? Of course, it's all part of her colorful, caffeinated self. Even better, you both share a common love. A love for David Letterman. That's right, the two of you could gush and share contented looks of love and rage. This is why you should sacrifice Huckabee and let Maggie spend some time on your guest chair.

She also has hot boobs.

Love and Kisses, Jamie

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

let's see how this goes

so, i'm thinking this appears to be working - the whole me writing on this blog as me, and not as jaggiemong ordeal.

here's something to talk about at dinner tonight: jamie loves me so much. how much, you ask? she loves me so much, that she is attending an american idol tour concert with me this september. holy bfffe, batman!



so wait...do i still have to say that this was written by maggie? damn.