It's Obvious To Us

Summer is the worst season.
People have fewer fingers on "The Simpsons".
Coffee tastes really, really, really good.
Multi-colored, large packs of Sharpies and other permanent markers are necessary.
Maggie is critical of Jamie's list making.
We deserve mail.
People who hula hoop with tractor tires deserve to look ridiculous.
Dill pickles taste better than sweet ones.
Gymnastics is the creepiest sport.
Clubbing is overrated.
McDonalds breakfast is the best breakfast.
TV is good.
We are profound.