couples we really truly can't stand

• ben affleck and jennifer garner
• nicole kidman and keith urban
  
• tom cruise and katie holmes
• kevin bacon and kyra sedgwick
• renee zellweger and racecar driver boyfriend
• george w. and laura bush
• ray and debra barone from 'everybody loves raymond'
• oprah and stedman
• dr. phil and his wife

-maggie

some tired thoughts from maggie

there are several reasons it's a miracle jamie and i are as close as we are. these are, at times, huge stumbling blocks in our friendship:

jamie likes:

• seafood
• the golden girls
• mushrooms
• the muppets (post 'muppet babies')
• oasis
• lost
• desperate housewives
• superman, and other superheroes
  
• buffy the vampire slayer

maggie likes:

• reality tv shows such as sytycd and american idol
• usher
• matthew mcconaughey
• all varieties of bell peppers and olives
  
• being crafty, and is good at it
• amaretto sours
• corn

-maggie

List Amendment

Earlier, Maggie and I posted a nicely sized list of things that everyone seems to love and we....just don't get it. One of the items on this list was the olympics...we still stand by this 100%. We just want to add the amendment that they become okay if Morgan Freeman is the voice of them.

That is all.

-jamie

quintessential jaggie mong

maggie (5:47:04 PM): one of the families on the feud is named "Schmedes"

jamie(5:48:03 PM): that isn't a real name

maggie (5:48:14 PM): i know.

maggie (5:48:37 PM): uh oh

maggie (5:48:41 PM): the schmedes' lost

jamie (5:48:52 PM): that's what they get for not having a real name

maggie (5:48:58 PM): and they're not white

jamie (5:49:16 PM): society's a bitch

maggie (5:49:23 PM): amen

...later that very same night...

maggie (11:26:52 PM): that show DOES need a baby

jamie (11:27:03 PM): jan...

maggie (11:27:08 PM): no i mean a good one

jamie (11:27:30 PM): so...that show does need a baby for jim and pam

maggie (11:27:43 PM): yes

jamie (11:27:53 PM): what a fucking cute kid

maggie (11:27:55 PM): i want free porn

maggie (11:28:02 PM): i mean... what a cute kid

-jamie

god bless america

on this, independence day, we decided a little celebration of the best of this fine country is in order:


-maggie